Catherine Zeta Jones attacks

Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities randomly attacking photographers just because, but in this case, the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera, not to mention this is probably the most erotic thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve been to Bree Olson’s website twice this morning. (For research!) Maybe because I started picturing Catherine brawling Chris Brown in the streets then dropping scones on his unconscious body. “Now that’s bloody irony, love.”

Catherine Zeta Jones attacks

Here’s Catherine Zeta-Jones physically launching a paparazzo after he hit her in the face with his camera while she was entering a London hotel last night. Which had to feel awesome for that guy considering he just had his ass handed to him by a middle-aged Welsh woman. Usually I’m not a fan of celebrities randomly attacking photographers just because, but in this case, the guy nailed her livelihood with his camera, not to mention this is probably the most erotic thing I’ve seen all day and I’ve been to Bree Olson’s website twice this morning. (For research!) Maybe because I started picturing Catherine brawling Chris Brown in the streets then dropping scones on his unconscious body. “Now that’s bloody irony, love.”

Minka Kelly Busting Out In A Tiny Tanktop Is Pure Hotness

Here’s Minka Kelly prancing around Miami in a ridiculously tiny/tight tanktop that is doing one hell of a job of showing off her bodacious bosom. Wow! And I thought this peach couldn’t look any hotter than she did in her recent screaming hot GQ magazine photoshoot. Well, as you can clearly see in these shwingtastic as hell photos, I was wrong. And I’m glad I was. This girl is hotness personified, and this drop dead sexy appearance just solidified Minka as one of the sexiest babes on the planet with one of the most drool-inducing bodies. And do I have to mention how brilliant her fashion sense is? One more time… Wow!