These are the Worst Colored Tight Ever!

On Friday He did a post about colored tights, but there is one color tight that makes He more angry then any other. White Tights! Typically we see more white tights during the winter then any other season and there has never been an instance when He thought they looked good. White tights make women's legs look pale and gross. Textured white tights do nothing for He either. White tights are probably one of the most He-repelling items a women can wear during the winter. UGGS are bad don't get He wrong, but white tights give He the creeps.
-He

Condoms For Your Heels...Not Safe

Condom-like covers that let you play dress up with your shoes. These fit any stiletto type heels be they medium or high heel shoes.

Can we all agree it's better to buy a good pair of heels, then to buy a sh*tty pair and try and cover up the sh*ttyness with a Heel Condom? These aren't even nice looking condoms. If these were just heels, no one would buy them, so why anyone thinks people would want to add these ugly designs to their shoes is beyond He.
-He

He Note: Heel Condoms will not protect you against HIV/AIDS or any other sexually transmitted diseases. If a rash occurs, please consult a doctor. If men run from you, consult Dr. He for better looking cure.

Click Read More below to see the "how to guide" of heel condoms...

Welcome to the Jungle...Says the Head

For a mere $4,500 you can now dress and live among the lions of the world and go completely unnoticed. He can almost promise that there is going to be someone in NYC that wears this freaking thing down the street, or better yet they will wear a knock off version and look twice as ridiculous.
-He

Vatooing Your Vagina...It Never Ends...

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From the same people that brought you Vajazzle (which is apparently already out of style) they now bring you Crotch Airbrushing/Vatooing/Twatooing/Vagina Tattooing. It never freakin stops with you ladies. Not sure if you know this or not, but your vajayjay is perfectly fine the way it is. Trust He, if you follow He's rules of Naked Fashion and other common sense things there is absolutely no man in the world that needs a girl with a Vajazzled or Vattooed Vagina or Bikini Facials or any of this other crap.
-He

P.S. If someone volunteers to get a FbyHe VagTattoo, He will pay for it. How's that for another AMAZING Giveaway!

FashionHELP by He...Girls Walking in High Heels!

Dearest He,
I've noticed an increasing number of girls walking around in 5 inch heels who look like chickens. I am all for your motto "the higher the heel the hotter the girl" but can you please shed some light on the girls on the planet who can't walk in heels. Maybe there is a heel-tutor somewhere that could make a lot of money off of this...
Thanks!
Caroline (a girl who CAN walk in heels...)

So right off the bat, when celebrities or models fall, it is hysterical. None Stop Laughter and He thinks we can all agree on that. But what is a real problem is what proud ArmHe member, Caroline, brings up. Girls who think they can walk in heels, but can't. This is a different kind of laughter, the kind where everyone points and laughs, but in more of a "that's ridiculous, dumb girl" kinda way. He is pretty sure He did a post on this before, but 1300 posts later, who the hell can find anything.

Anyway, Caroline is right, there should be a how to walk in heels class or exercise type video, so girls can practice in their own homes. No one wants to be the loser of the group that doesn't know how to walk in heels. For those of you who fall into the "i can't walk in high heels category" here is a video to help. Either way learn how to walk in heels or don't come out of the house. This is a man eat man world, and the higher the heel, the hotter the girl.
-He

It's Time for the Elephant Walk of Shame...

Just in case everyone forgot how stumpy these damn things make you look, here is another example. Not sure why but for some reason He hates these "inside out" UGGS a lot more then normal plain UGGS. Even if these damn things are as comfortable as half you say they are, what is the point of the furry part on the outside? Don't you wear them to look bad and keep your feet warm? Whose staying warm with the fur on the outside? No one.
-He

Furry Boots on a Furry Monday...

These boots are never acceptable, and but not acceptable He is talking about the black boots. Just kidding. The Furry boots look a lot more ridiculous. Unless you're an animal, your feet should never have this much fur near or on them.
-He

P.S. He is heading out to Vegas tomorrow and will be gone for the rest of the week. Gonna be blogging as best as He-manly possible.

Have We Gone Too Far With Leggings?

He is confident you can now get leggings in any design patter imagineable. We have begun to take this look to an extreme that is unhealthy. Just because leggings are popular and animal print is popular, there is no reason for every animal or patter on this world to be combined into a leggings. Enough is enough already. Snake print leggings might look good in some situations, but not with dirty flip flops and a plain white tank. If you are going to wear this look, stick with all black leggings, that way He can enjoy the view without getting angry.
-He

Would You Ever Wear This?

Celebrities get away with wearing a lot crazier things then the after person. Take Katy Perry for instance sporting this candy latex dress of sorts. She has a killer body, so the fact that this dress is tighter then a Herve Leger dress doesn't seem to bother her. This style latex dress even makes Please Doing Business Skirt look loose. The real question is if a designer came out with a fashionable line of latex skin tight dresses and skirts would the public wear them. Hopefully Yes. But with everything good comes a bad, aka someone with some extra lbs is gonna try and rock one of these and spilt the sh*t wide open.

-He

Vote "I agree" if you think this would be a good look
Vote "I disagree" if it's only for Katy Perry.

Do you Kneed to Dress Up Your Knees?

CherrieCherrie is a totally unique accessory for your knee created by the designer Fábia Barbieri. CherrieCherrie – an accessory that will give voice to your knees. - CherrieCherrie

Oooo Cherri Cherrie - What are you thinking? Do women's knees really need extra dressing up? Seems a bit bizarre for chicks to want to be drawing attention to their knees. Is this a style that anyone in the ArmHe would actually try? Let's put it to a vote. Click Read More for more pics...

-He

P.S. If you watched the HBO show Entourage last night and have questions on trimming, shaving, or waxing, read He's post on Naked Fashion

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Gladiators Prepare to Fight!

Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
-He

Magic Eye Pants...

You need these about as much as you need another hole in your head. Which He is gonna hope is not very much. Unless these Zimmerman pants have some sort of 3D effect and something really awesome pops out at the right angle then maybe they'd be cool. Until He someone tells him to stare more at her ass for something to pop out at He, then He is voting these down.

-He

You Stay Classy Summer 2010...

.Stay Cheeky.
-He

Is This a Nightmare? Gross..

Capri Pants, high socks, and some sort of weird wooden booties. Not sure who dressed this woman in the morning, but they should be fired on the spot.
-He

It Is Not Boot Season...Yet!

Now that summer is officially over, He thinks it's ok to start breaking out the boots, but until this weekend He was blown away how many people had jumped the gun. It was like 95 degrees last week in NYC, sorry but that isn't boot weather, no way, no how.
-He

The Good vs. The Bad - Leopard Print

With animal print, mostly leopard print running wild on the world. He thought it would be a good time to make sure you aren't wearing this style and making yourself look like a jungle cat. Right off the bat, excessive leopard print is not a good thing. Head to toe, not good. You do not want to be compared to the actual animal as they are typically larger then a person, it is not a good comparison. This is especially true for the larger members of the ArmHe. Leopard print to be considered He Approved should be done with just an accent of an outfit. Heels, vests, scarves are great ways to add in the leopard trend to your outfit without going animal overboard. Remember less is more, better too little then too much.
-He

How Much Longer Before Latex is Acceptable?

With the rise of popularity of the BCBG Skirts and the PDB Skirts, He starting wonder how much longer until Latex becomes an acceptable article of clothing. Woman already are wearing skin tight leggings, and skin tight skirts, but very few have gotten into the relm of latex. To He latex has always had that sexual aura about it, the kinky people dress up in latex body suits and go to gang bangs. But He is willing to bet sometime soon, a smart designer, perhaps one inspired by this very post, will come out with a fashion forward line of latex clothing.

It is the next logical step in fashion world. Leggings are tight, but don't show off leg, so we started added lace and rips and cuts into the. Skirts were short enough, so we made them shorter and tighter. Since we currently cannot get any tighter then the elastic dresses and skirts that have blanketed the world, the only possibly solution would be to bring latex into the mix, which will allow woman to wear a second layer of skin.

He sees absolutely nothing wrong with this movement. Hell He should start designing a line of this latex stuff, the pictures above look pretty damn good. Ok, so maybe you can't wear any underwear with it, and it might take a few hours to get on, but hell is that so different from the leggings, jeans, and bodycon dresses girls wear today? No! There you have it, He, the King of Fashion, went deep into the crystal ball and is going to predict everyone jump on the Latex bandwagon now, before it blows up
-He

P.S. Any designers want to use this idea, please email He first, as its genius and He would like in on the production of the billions sure to follow. But its a great idea for James over at Black Milk Clothing.

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Men's Wear as Women's Wear..or Not!

He recently found this new online store, that has provided He with material that should last a few weeks. He can't reveal the name yet of course, because then where would the surprise be. Anyway, He has no problem with women wearing men's clothing to look good. The blazer, a button down, everything is He Approved. But when people get ideas to start combining weird things like lingerie and a blazer, and come up with this "thing" above. He ain't liking it and ya look ridiculous.
-He

He Pays Tribute to the Indians...

Soft leather socks with hidden side zipper. Perfect for all those chill nights on the western frontier, when you are curled up in your tipi next to a fire. Wait...what...we have hotels now? And real cotton socks? No way! For all you people who still yurn to live in tipis, there are still these leather socks to bring you back.
-He

Too Much Bleach in the Washer

Not sure if this is a DIY project or if the woman paid someone else to bleach her jeans. But either way someone went overboard. Not a He Approved look.
-He

P.S. He's computer is finally fixed so life as a blogger can start getting back to normal. Lost all of the bookmarked pages, so if you have any good ideas or tips send them to fashionbyhe@gmail.com