Usher Is Apologetic

Usher joined Beyonce and Nelly Furtado in their shame at performing for Moammar Gadhafi. E! Online reports:

Usher is the latest star to express regret for ever taking money from coffers connected to the Libyan dictator, who has been engaging his supporters in a bloody battle against rebel forces who are trying to expel him from power.

The R&B star joins Nelly Furtado and Beyoncé in the never-again pool of artists who say they unknowingly performed for six-figure fees at private events involving Gadhafi's family and are now passing their paychecks along to good causes.

Actually, Beyoncé's rep confirmed that the pop-R&B superstar donated her $1 million to earthquake relief efforts in Haiti last year, immediately after learning of the Gadhafi connection.




"I am sincerely troubled to learn about the circumstances surrounding the Nikki Beach St. Bart's event that took place on New Year's Eve 2009, " Usher said in a statement issued Friday. "I will be donating all of my personal proceeds from that event to various human rights organizations."

According to his rep, Usher has already donated to Amnesty International and will continue to give to other human rights charities throughout the year.

Furtado admitted last week to taking $1 million for a private performance in 2007 and vowed to donate the same amount to charity.

If Usher really wants to repent, he needs to send Justin Bieber to perform in Libya. Ideally, Bieber would get caught in the crossfire. If not, we can still bet that Gadhafi will either surrender, kill himself, or die laughing the first time this kid says "shawty."

Scarlett Johansson give Sean Pean groin massage with feet.

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With her butt.

SEAN: I can’t explain its magic. It just.. is.
SCARLETT: Oh, Sean, maybe it’s all the marijuana we just ate, but I believe you.
SEAN: Ha! Seriously? I mean, of course, you believe me. I’m very wise.

Scarlett Johansson give Sean Pean groin massage with feet.

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were not only spotted together in LA this week, but Scarlett had her foot resting comfortably in what the Haitians refer to as, “Lenn Sovè a la,” a.k.a. The Savior’s Groin. Later, he’d tell her it had the power to physically heal broken earth, but only if handled correctly. With her butt.

SEAN: I can’t explain its magic. It just.. is.
SCARLETT: Oh, Sean, maybe it’s all the marijuana we just ate, but I believe you.
SEAN: Ha! Seriously? I mean, of course, you believe me. I’m very wise.

Courtney Cox Bikini sexy cougar

I stand by yesterday’s Courtney Cox Bikini post where I said she looks like shit cuz “she looks good for 45″ doesn’t really work for me because good for 40 isn’t the same as good for 20 and just because she has that handicap against her doesn’t mean she gets extra points…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t taste her from the inside, It’s just to say if I was David Arquette, I’d escape this to be some novelty act to 20 year olds who have seen Scream with their tight vaginas, only to come crawling back, begging for my family back, blaming a midlife crisis while holding the happiness of our child as the beacon of hope to get her back, when I was tired of whoring myself out footing the bill and saying catch phrases or answering questions about Jennifer Aniston….

That’s all I have to say about that…

Courtney Cox Bikini sexy cougar

I stand by yesterday’s Courtney Cox Bikini post where I said she looks like shit cuz “she looks good for 45″ doesn’t really work for me because good for 40 isn’t the same as good for 20 and just because she has that handicap against her doesn’t mean she gets extra points…

That’s not to say I wouldn’t taste her from the inside, It’s just to say if I was David Arquette, I’d escape this to be some novelty act to 20 year olds who have seen Scream with their tight vaginas, only to come crawling back, begging for my family back, blaming a midlife crisis while holding the happiness of our child as the beacon of hope to get her back, when I was tired of whoring myself out footing the bill and saying catch phrases or answering questions about Jennifer Aniston….

That’s all I have to say about that…

We take turns sleeping in the middle: Charlie Sheen's two girlfriends on their VERY unconventional relationship

'Many men would kill for this,' says Sheen

Charlie Sheen's two girlfriends have today spoken about their new - and very unconventional - living arrangement.

Porn star Bree Olson - Rachel Oberlin - and former nanny Natalie Kenly have both moved into the Two And A Half Men star's LA mansion in a situation Sheen describes as a 'polygamy story'.

'We do whatever Charlie wants us to do,' Olson tells the New York Post. 'This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.'

 'Many men would kill for this': Charlie Sheen at home with Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olson - also known as Rachel Oberlin

Unconventional: Charlie and his two live-in girlfriends spent time with his two sons before they were removed from the property

The trio refer to themselves as 'the wedge' - a term taken from American football.

In NFL, the phrase is used to describe two or more players aligned shoulder to shoulder within two yards of each other.

All three of us are in a relationship, and if Charlie ever wants to go outside "the wedge" and act out on his sexual desires, that’s fine with Natty and me,' Olson, 22, continues.' We’re laid-back people.'

'A lot of people, they try to say the way we live is harmful. But all we are is non-traditional.

'I don't see the problem with going forth with your desires and acting out on your sexual desires so long as your partner is OK with that.'

Kenly, who studied to be a kindergarten teacher but now works at a medical marijuana dispensary, adds: 'Our bed is big enough for all three of us, and we take turns sleeping in the middle. [But] if someone’s really tired, there’s always a place for them to sleep in peace.

'Rachel and I aren’t really very jealous... and anyway, when Charlie’s busy, I have someone to hang out with.'

When asked about his sex life by the Post, Sheen became uncharacteristically shy, saying: 'Dude, is anything sacred? No comment.'

But in a separate interview with America's People magazine, he admitted he is rather pleased with his current set up.

Many men would kill for this. Everybody's needs are met; everybody is cool.'

Explaining how he suggested the menage a trios to the women, he revealed: 'I said "Look, just give my plan a shot. I'm 20 years older than you."

'There's synergy. When one is busy, the other is available to do something else. If there's a blatant absence of attention being paid, that's the bed I go to.

'We're all piece of a puzzle that fit together.'




However, Olson's mother Marie Oberlin has expressed concern for her daughter's new chosen lifestyle.

'I pray every day that Rachel will wake up and say, "This is not for me."'

As well as being at war with his Two And A Half Men bosses, the actor is also in the throes of a custody battle with his Brooke Mueller.

Police visited Sheen's Beverly Hills home last night and took away his sons, Max and Bob, who turn two later this month, after his ex wife filed a restraining order against him.

Mueller claims Sheen has been physically and verbally abusive towards her, and a judge ordered earlier in the day that Sheen must stay 100 yards away from Mueller and their children.

She alleges that while on holiday in the Bahamas last week with his two girlfriends, Sheen launched into a tirade against her in which he punched her on the arm and spat on her feet.

She claims in court documents that he 'threatened to stab my eye with a pen knife'.

A hearing is set for March 22 to determine whether to extend the restraining order. Both Sheen and Mueller are required to attend.

Welcome to Twitter: Charlie joined the social networking site yesterday and posted several pictures from his home

We take turns sleeping in the middle: Charlie Sheen's two girlfriends on their VERY unconventional relationship

'Many men would kill for this,' says Sheen

Charlie Sheen's two girlfriends have today spoken about their new - and very unconventional - living arrangement.

Porn star Bree Olson - Rachel Oberlin - and former nanny Natalie Kenly have both moved into the Two And A Half Men star's LA mansion in a situation Sheen describes as a 'polygamy story'.

'We do whatever Charlie wants us to do,' Olson tells the New York Post. 'This is the type of lifestyle I’ve always wanted, and I’m thrilled with it.'

 'Many men would kill for this': Charlie Sheen at home with Natalie Kenly and porn star Bree Olson - also known as Rachel Oberlin

Unconventional: Charlie and his two live-in girlfriends spent time with his two sons before they were removed from the property

The trio refer to themselves as 'the wedge' - a term taken from American football.

In NFL, the phrase is used to describe two or more players aligned shoulder to shoulder within two yards of each other.

All three of us are in a relationship, and if Charlie ever wants to go outside "the wedge" and act out on his sexual desires, that’s fine with Natty and me,' Olson, 22, continues.' We’re laid-back people.'

'A lot of people, they try to say the way we live is harmful. But all we are is non-traditional.

'I don't see the problem with going forth with your desires and acting out on your sexual desires so long as your partner is OK with that.'

Kenly, who studied to be a kindergarten teacher but now works at a medical marijuana dispensary, adds: 'Our bed is big enough for all three of us, and we take turns sleeping in the middle. [But] if someone’s really tired, there’s always a place for them to sleep in peace.

'Rachel and I aren’t really very jealous... and anyway, when Charlie’s busy, I have someone to hang out with.'

When asked about his sex life by the Post, Sheen became uncharacteristically shy, saying: 'Dude, is anything sacred? No comment.'

But in a separate interview with America's People magazine, he admitted he is rather pleased with his current set up.

Many men would kill for this. Everybody's needs are met; everybody is cool.'

Explaining how he suggested the menage a trios to the women, he revealed: 'I said "Look, just give my plan a shot. I'm 20 years older than you."

'There's synergy. When one is busy, the other is available to do something else. If there's a blatant absence of attention being paid, that's the bed I go to.

'We're all piece of a puzzle that fit together.'




However, Olson's mother Marie Oberlin has expressed concern for her daughter's new chosen lifestyle.

'I pray every day that Rachel will wake up and say, "This is not for me."'

As well as being at war with his Two And A Half Men bosses, the actor is also in the throes of a custody battle with his Brooke Mueller.

Police visited Sheen's Beverly Hills home last night and took away his sons, Max and Bob, who turn two later this month, after his ex wife filed a restraining order against him.

Mueller claims Sheen has been physically and verbally abusive towards her, and a judge ordered earlier in the day that Sheen must stay 100 yards away from Mueller and their children.

She alleges that while on holiday in the Bahamas last week with his two girlfriends, Sheen launched into a tirade against her in which he punched her on the arm and spat on her feet.

She claims in court documents that he 'threatened to stab my eye with a pen knife'.

A hearing is set for March 22 to determine whether to extend the restraining order. Both Sheen and Mueller are required to attend.

Welcome to Twitter: Charlie joined the social networking site yesterday and posted several pictures from his home

Catherine Zeta-Jones ‘He Punched Me’ Now With Video

So here’s the video of Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Jones going off on the photog that Catherine said punched her. The video shows them getting out of their car as a million shuttering, flashing locusts descend upon them. When they make their way into the hotel, you can hear Catherine yell in her most classy, dramatic voice, “He puuunched me. He puuunched me.”

I guess I was wrong by the way. It was Michael Douglas who did the shoving. Also, no one is sure what really happened and it doesn’t look like the guy hit her with his camera and you can’t see any punch but whatever. There’s no stopping Michael Douglas when you put him in beast mode.







Catherine Zeta-Jones and the less but still frail looking Michael Douglas got into an altercation with a paparazzo after his camera hit her in the face outside a London hotel. To hear Catherine tell it though, he punched her.